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  • Our viral "say: eye, spell: map, say: ness" "I am a penis" mug... because who doesn't need a laugh in the mornings! 
  • 11oz ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe with a full-colour handle.
  • Professionally printed on both sides 

     

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    Rachel Umbenhouer (Syracuse, NY, US)

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    December
    Aimee Thompson (Harlow, ENG, GB)
    Great card

    My brother loved it, hilarious card thanks!

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    & Your Dick
    Max Downey (Derby, ENG, GB)

    & Your Dick

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    First Christmas
    Luke Doherty (Northampton, ENG, GB)

    Ordered on a Saturday night, I requested a custom card and Suman replied very quickly! On Tuesday the card was delivered and Christmas was saved and bf had the most amazing card ever! Thank you so much Sasha and Suman ❤️

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    December birthday
    Amy Williams (East Hartford, CT, US)
    Perfect

    It was a gift and my cousin loved it

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    Lisa Sawatzky (St Helens, ENG, GB)
    Cheeky card

    Really helpful customer service. Item was good quality and received quickly :)

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    Kristine Ladislao (Henderson, NV, US)

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    Personalised - last fuck
    Niamh Rennicks (Dublin, L, IE)

    Personalised - last fuck

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    Custom
    Rose Barnett (Luton, ENG, GB)
    Love it!

    Great personalised card! My friend will love it!

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    Cunts
    Brett South (Perth, WA, AU)

    Cunts

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    Marianne Sodefjed (Oslo, 03, NO)

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    December birthday
    Madeline Bolton (Orpington, ENG, GB)
    Very good

    Came in perfect condition and looks exactly like the websites picture.

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    Virtual Hug
    Angela Hopkins (Birmingham, ENG, GB)
    Superb

    Excellent product and outstanding customer service. I received my order super efficiently, but when I posted the gift on to a friend Royal Mail
    managed to misplace it. Cheeky Zebra went
    above and beyond to help.

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    Jayden Wilson (Milton Keynes, ENG, GB)

    Mum's last nerve

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    December
    Steven Keen (Jacksonville, FL, US)
    Order

    I haven’t received my order and since the bday card was for a birthday on December 5th, it’s really kind of pointless now.

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    Aaliyah Hanson (Caerphilly, WLS, GB)

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    Daughter
    Susan Gordon (Edinburgh, SCT, GB)

    Perfect and they even called to check my address - great service and extremely happy with my gifts

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    suzzette mockford (Lerwick, SCT, GB)
    Cheeky mugs

    Fast delivery. Well wrapped. Great funny gifts for my friends 🙂

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    Naked
    M (Manchester, ENG, GB)
    10/10

    Great products, good prices and brilliant fast service

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    First Christmas
    Senna Leigh (Stockport, ENG, GB)

    the perfect card thank you

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    December birthday
    Žan (Šentjur pri Celju, 120, SI)

    I’m extremely happy with this mug, it’s great quality and I really appreciated the frequent shipping updates.

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    Surrounded by
    Dermott McNulty (Ennis, M, IE)
    Surrounded by c#€ts mug

    Handle was broken off and mug cracked,won’t hold liquid 🤬

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    Boyfriend
    Esme Rickard (Waltham Forest, ENG, GB)
    Bloody brilliant

    Found the website on TikTok and it didn’t disappoint there are some insanely good prints on mugs and everything gonna be amazing presents thank you so very much

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    Dog Parent
    Laura Green (Saxmundham, ENG, GB)
    Perfect

    Everything turn up perfect thank u

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    A5 - Making today my b*tch pad
    Mary Van Dusen (Waterloo, ON, CA)

    A5 - Making today my b*tch pad