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Deck your balls

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15 Dec. Estimated arrival
12 Dec. Order placed
13-14 Dec. Order dispatches
15 Dec. Delivered!

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Any card + candle for £18

Any card + mug for £15

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Our cheeky "deck your balls in my fanny" card because sometimes you need the direct approach... 

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Quinn Eilbeck (Dunstable, ENG, GB)
Perfectly cheeky!

Thank you for my card, great quality and loved the envelope such a fun touch.

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A5 - Making today my b*tch pad
Mary Van Dusen (Waterloo, ON, CA)

A5 - Making today my b*tch pad

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Overworked
Seline
Fantastic

Fantastic item and customer service will defo be back

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Shit card
Victoria mills (High Wycombe, ENG, GB)
Great Service

Always super efficient. Great quality and customer service 👌

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Deck your balls
Quinn Eilbeck (Dunstable, ENG, GB)
Perfectly cheeky!

Thank you for my card, great quality and loved the envelope such a fun touch.

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Christmas definition (unisex)
Stephen Deatcher (Greenock, SCT, GB)

Christmas definition (unisex)

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Freak in the sheets
Emily Richards (Basingstoke, ENG, GB)

Freak in the sheets

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Cunts (World)
Sarah Thompson
Cheeky candle

I bought a cheeky candle for a gift. It arrived in good time, I was kept up to date by the retailer and I am very impressed with the candle when it arrived. It smells amazing and is a good size

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Duck my life
Susan Allen (Southampton, ENG, GB)
Brilliant mugs

I purchased 2 mugs as Christmas gifts. They arrived quickly and beautifully packed. I cannot wait to see the recipients faces when they open them.
I will definitely buy fro Cheeky Zebra again.

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Piss Yourself
Luke Jeffery (Reading, ENG, GB)

Piss Yourself

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Chrismizzle
Kayleigh Taylor
Best Christmas Jumper

Always high quality items with great customer service. Highly recommend

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Taylor (unisex)
Fiona Wilson (Ripley, ENG, GB)
Xmas jumpers

Love the red swiftie jumper the only thing I’d change is the pink swiftie jumper has white writing on which is isn’t very visible. Think it would have been better a different colour.

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Circle back
Marissa Fernandes (Harringay, ENG, GB)
Best cards for any occasion!

I’ve shopped from Cheeky Zebra for 3 Christmases now and every year the card simply get better! Absolutely love how good the quality of their cards (and candles 🤌🏽) are. Class products 👏🏾

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Fleece Navidad (unisex)
Oliver Forrest (Bury St Edmunds, ENG, GB)

Fleece Navidad (unisex)

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What a year
John Inge Korsgat (Mjøndalen, 06, NO)

What a year

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Mattress
Jill Ryall (Welling, ENG, GB)
MUG

LOVELY ITEM - EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED - ARRIVED VERY QUICKLY - RECCOMEND THIS WEBSITE

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Cunts (World)
Tony Hallam (Islington, ENG, GB)
Great Product

Everything went smoothly in ordering from Cheeky Zebra...

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Overworked
Tracey Hamilton (Liverpool, ENG, GB)
Fabulous

Lovely cup

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Psychopath
Lucy Greenan (Leeds, ENG, GB)
Amazing

Honestly couldn’t recommend you more. I will definitely be purchasing more orders from you. Found a hidden gem

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What a year
Farhana Hoque (Bristol, ENG, GB)

I was given the wrong the mug, as it wasn’t the original one I ordered, but it’s okay. Not an issue at all 😊 and the candle smells lush ❤️

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Mattress
Kirsty Goddard (Biggleswade, ENG, GB)
Dyslexic lives mattress mug

My sister who is dyslexic sent me a tik tok of this mug. And I thought it would make a great Christmas present. The mug is well made and the writing on it is great quality. Can't wait for her to open it.

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New boobs
Georgina Wood (Ealing, ENG, GB)

Item as described, and delivered quickly.
Thank you

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Fleece Navidad (unisex)
Janette Wright (Manchester, ENG, GB)
Banging new Christmas jumper!

Received my rude Christmas cards and sweatshirt in mega quick time, and the husband pissed himself laughing at “fleece navidad” 🤣

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Face will!
Ellesse Bowskill (Southwark, ENG, GB)
Christmas Sorted!

From decorations, to jumpers, to gifts and of course cards, Cheeky Zebra has it all!
Not only that, I ordered over £120s worth of items and they were made, boxed and dispatched all in less than 24 hours!
Find you another family owned sweatshop who can do better, I’ll wait, because you can’t!

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Pumpkin Spice
Sarah Flynn (Bedford, ENG, GB)
Amazing quality

Arrived on time and amazing quality. Cannot wait to give these gifts to our friend, she’ll love them!

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Air fryer
H (Brighton, ENG, GB)
Great cards, as always

I’m a repeat customer, this time doing a personalised card alongside some other cards. All turned up looking great, quickly dispatched and sensibly packaged. Perfect!