Your Dick

Name: Your Dick
Brand: Cheeky Zebra
SKU: CD020BKV
Price: 20.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$20.00

Colour: Black

Scent

Cedar & Vanilla Cassis & Fig

Product variants

24 Dec. Estimated arrival

21 Dec. Order placed

22-23 Dec. Order dispatches

24 Dec. Delivered!

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100% hand-poured soy wax

Any card + candle for £18

2 for £28 on all candles

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If you want to make a small change to a design, just reply to your email order confirmation and we’re usually able to sort that for you too 😊

100% Quality Guarantee

All of our items are made with to order with care and love. We want to bring you joy and quality is extremely important to us. This is why we have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectations. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.

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Description

Our saucy "All i want for Christmas is you and your dick" to guarantee a very fulfilled Christmas...

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:

All of our scents are chef's kiss
100% soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free
Hand poured in the UK
Minimum of 50 hours burn time

NOW LET'S TALK SCENTS...

Cedar & Vanilla – A classic fragrance with a twist. Infused with tonka bean, vanilla, cocoa, amber, and a hint of bergamot for that decadent, soul-comforting opulence. Or as some have called it: "crack in candle form".

Cassis & Fig – Like slipping into your favourite luxe robe after a long day. Fruity, creamy, and elegant, this scent blends tangy raspberry with sweet, earthy fig and soft orris. Get ready to be obsessed.

Peony Bloom - A refined floral fragrance of white blossoms and dew-covered peony roses. It's basically fresh, sweet, acomplished adult, floral heaven. Think floating clouds and deep inner peace.

Umming and ahhing about whether you need this?! Newsflash: if you're questioning it, you definitely need it. Go ahead, treat yourself - your last fuck deserves it!

Reviews (1)

Something for every occasion

Second time ordering cards from here, always quick delivery and information. My partner ordered from them as well after he got his bday card and absolutely loved it 😄 Now i got some candles as well as xmas gifts which look lovely! Havent smelled them yet but sure they smell great! Thank you all at cheeky zebra! Have a wonderful holiday season 🌻

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Wet

Very good

Came in perfect condition and looks exactly like the websites picture.

Superb

Excellent product and outstanding customer service. I received my order super efficiently, but when I posted the gift on to a friend Royal Mail
managed to misplace it. Cheeky Zebra went
above and beyond to help.

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Wet

Perfect and they even called to check my address - great service and extremely happy with my gifts

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Fast delivery. Well wrapped. Great funny gifts for my friends 🙂

10/10

Great products, good prices and brilliant fast service

the perfect card thank you

I’m extremely happy with this mug, it’s great quality and I really appreciated the frequent shipping updates.

Bloody brilliant

Found the website on TikTok and it didn’t disappoint there are some insanely good prints on mugs and everything gonna be amazing presents thank you so very much

Perfect

Everything turn up perfect thank u

A5 - Making today my b*tch pad

Fantastic

Fantastic item and customer service will defo be back

Great Service

Always super efficient. Great quality and customer service 👌

Perfectly cheeky!

Thank you for my card, great quality and loved the envelope such a fun touch.

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Freak in the sheets

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I bought a cheeky candle for a gift. It arrived in good time, I was kept up to date by the retailer and I am very impressed with the candle when it arrived. It smells amazing and is a good size

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I purchased 2 mugs as Christmas gifts. They arrived quickly and beautifully packed. I cannot wait to see the recipients faces when they open them.
I will definitely buy fro Cheeky Zebra again.

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Best Christmas Jumper

Always high quality items with great customer service. Highly recommend

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Love the red swiftie jumper the only thing I’d change is the pink swiftie jumper has white writing on which is isn’t very visible. Think it would have been better a different colour.

Best cards for any occasion!

I’ve shopped from Cheeky Zebra for 3 Christmases now and every year the card simply get better! Absolutely love how good the quality of their cards (and candles 🤌🏽) are. Class products 👏🏾